what will/did you do with your tax refund? times are tight with the rising cost of fuel and food, so we need to be extra judicious with our funds.
found these things to do as particular innovative and meaningful as a cincinnati fan (oh yeah, and kinda funny):
-Fill'er up with premium and brag about it loudly while standing at the pump.
-Go to the Cincinnati Flower Show this weekend and buy every petunia in a pot.
-Order one of those tasty-looking Baconator sandwiches from Wendy's. Ask for extra bacon.
-Start a fund to buy out that whiny Chad Johnson's contract with the Bengals.
-Overpay the mortgage by $5 and include a note: "Keep the change, chump."
-Invest heavily in Johnny Cueto bobbleheads.
-Pay the water bill and tell Grandma it's OK to take a shower the next time she sleeps over.
-Get Kings Island passes without dressing up like SpongeBob.
-A water-proof iPod for the pool? Gotta have it.
-Finally, the family can eat a real meal on Wednesday night - no more left-over goetta casserole.
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